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New Parents Shirts - "Crying Is My Alarm" Graphic Tee
Printed & shipped in the USA
The "Crying Is My Alarm" is one of our black new parents shirts with a white print printed on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton - soft to the touch, true to size, and built to outlast the rest of the drawer. A wearable nod to the expecting and matching crowd.
Who it’s for.
Built for expecting and matching folks. People reach for this tee when they're looking for birthday gift for new parents lover, and it lands without needing an explainer.
Materials & fit.
Premium Bella+Canvas 3001. 100% combed and ringspun cotton, 6.1 oz / 207 gsm heavyweight - substantial, not flimsy. Pre-shrunk so it holds shape wash after wash. Unisex relaxed fit, runs true to size. Sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 5XL. Printed in black with a white front graphic. Made in USA · Printed & shipped in the USA · 5-8 business days delivery.
Gift angle & pairings.
The perfect new parents lover gift for birthdays, the holidays, or just because - exactly the shirt that gets messaged about after it's unwrapped. It also works as birthday gift for new parents lover. Pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket for everyday wear.
Frequently asked.
Is the Crying Is My Alarm tee a good birthday gift for new parents lover?
Absolutely. The Crying Is My Alarm tee is a hilarious birthday gift for any new parents lover who knows the exhaustion of baby wake-up calls. Printed in crisp white ink on a premium black Bella+Canvas 3001 tee, it ships in 5-8 business days. Available in sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 5XL.
What sizes are available for the Crying Is My Alarm new parents shirt?
The Crying Is My Alarm tee comes in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 5XL. Prices for new parents shirts start at $27.95 for XS-XL, $32.95 for 2XL/3XL, and $34.95 for 5XL. Every order ships free when you spend over $35.
What material is the Crying Is My Alarm new parents tee made from?
This tee is crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 fabric-100% combed and ringspun cotton at 6.1 oz / 207 gsm in a unisex relaxed fit. The Crying Is My Alarm design features bold white text on a black shirt, making it a standout new parents lover gift that's as comfortable as it is funny.
How long does shipping take for the Crying Is My Alarm shirt?
The Crying Is My Alarm tee ships in 5-8 business days and is made in the USA. Orders over $35 qualify for free shipping, so grabbing a second new parents shirt easily gets you there. Returns are accepted within 30 days with free return shipping included.
Why is Crying Is My Alarm a great new parents lover gift?
Because every new parent knows that crying replaces every alarm clock. The Crying Is My Alarm design captures that reality with clean white lettering totally themed around the new parents experience on a black premium tee. Backed by 2,340+ reviews averaging 4.9/5 stars, it's a new parents lover gift they'll actually wear.
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Questions?
Browse or search, click Add to cart, and check out. You'll get a confirmation email within a minute and a tracking number when the order ships (typically 1–3 business days after you place it).
Every tee is made-to-order. Total delivery runs 5–8 business days from when you place the order. Tracking link emailed as soon as the package moves.
Within 24 hours of placing it, yes — email support@merchtroid.com with your order number and we'll do our best. After 24 hours the tee is already in production.
30-day free returns. If the tee doesn't fit or didn't turn out right, email us and we'll send a pre-paid label. We'd rather make it right than have you unhappy.
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