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New Parents Shirts - "Crib Escape Artist" Graphic Tee
Printed & shipped in the USA
The "Crib Escape Artist" is one of our black new parents shirts with a white print printed on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton - soft to the touch, true to size, and built to outlast the rest of the drawer. A wearable nod to the expecting and matching crowd.
Who it’s for.
Built for expecting and matching folks. People reach for this tee when they're looking for birthday gift for new parents lover, and it lands without needing an explainer.
Materials & fit.
Premium Bella+Canvas 3001. 100% combed and ringspun cotton, 6.1 oz / 207 gsm heavyweight - substantial, not flimsy. Pre-shrunk so it holds shape wash after wash. Unisex relaxed fit, runs true to size. Sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 5XL. Printed in black with a white front graphic. Made in USA · Printed & shipped in the USA · 5-8 business days delivery.
Gift angle & pairings.
The perfect new parents lover gift for birthdays, the holidays, or just because - exactly the shirt that gets messaged about after it's unwrapped. It also works as birthday gift for new parents lover. Pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket for everyday wear.
Frequently asked.
Is the Crib Escape Artist a good birthday gift for new parents lover?
Absolutely. The Crib Escape Artist tee is a perfect birthday gift for new parents lover - it captures the humor of baby breakouts with bold white 'CRIB ESCAPE ARTIST' lettering on premium black Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton. Available in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 5XL. Free shipping over $35.
What sizes are available for the Crib Escape Artist new parents shirt?
The Crib Escape Artist comes in eight sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 5XL. XS-XL are $27.95, 2XL/3XL are $32.95, and 5XL is $34.95. It's printed on premium 100% combed and ringspun cotton Bella+Canvas 3001, making it one of the most comfortable new parents shirts you'll find.
What does the Crib Escape Artist shirt design look like?
The Crib Escape Artist features the text 'CRIB ESCAPE ARTIST' in white ink on a black tee, with a clean, minimalist layout totally themed around the new parents experience. The design fills the print area without being cropped, framing the artwork neatly for a polished, eye-catching look.
How fast does the Crib Escape Artist tee ship?
The Crib Escape Artist ships within 5-8 business days and is made in the USA. Orders over $35 qualify for free shipping, so grabbing a second new parents lover gift easily clears that threshold. Returns are accepted within 30 days with free return shipping for a risk-free purchase.
Is the Crib Escape Artist shirt comfortable for everyday wear?
Yes. The Crib Escape Artist is printed on a Bella+Canvas 3001 in 100% combed and ringspun cotton at 6.1 oz / 207 gsm with a unisex relaxed fit - ideal for sleep-deprived new parents who need all-day comfort. Backed by 2,340+ reviews averaging 4.9/5 stars since our 2019 founding.
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Questions?
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Every tee is made-to-order. Total delivery runs 5–8 business days from when you place the order. Tracking link emailed as soon as the package moves.
Within 24 hours of placing it, yes — email support@merchtroid.com with your order number and we'll do our best. After 24 hours the tee is already in production.
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