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Vampire Shirts - "No Garlic Pls" Graphic Tee
Printed & shipped in the USA
The "No Garlic Pls" is one of our black vampire shirts with a beige print printed on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton - soft to the touch, true to size, and built to outlast the rest of the drawer. A wearable nod to the smashing and lover crowd.
Who it’s for.
Built for the smashing and lover crowd. The graphic lands without needing an explainer - the kind of tee people message you about after they spot it.
Materials & fit.
Premium Bella+Canvas 3001. 100% combed and ringspun cotton, 6.1 oz / 207 gsm heavyweight - substantial, not flimsy. Pre-shrunk so it holds shape wash after wash. Unisex relaxed fit, runs true to size. Sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 5XL. Printed in black with a beige front graphic. Made in USA · Printed & shipped in the USA · 5-8 business days delivery.
Gift angle & pairings.
The perfect gifts for vampire lovers for birthdays, the holidays, or just because - exactly the shirt that gets messaged about after it's unwrapped. Pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket for everyday wear.
Frequently asked.
What does the No Garlic Pls vampire shirt look like?
The No Garlic Pls tee features a vampire design printed in beige ink on a black Bella+Canvas 3001 premium tee. The 100% combed and ringspun cotton fabric makes the beige vampire graphic pop against the dark background, creating a playful yet bold look for any vampire lover.
Is No Garlic Pls a good gift for vampire lovers?
Absolutely. No Garlic Pls is one of the best gifts for vampire lovers, combining humor with a striking vampire graphic on black cotton. Priced at $27.95 for sizes XS-XL, it ships free when paired with another item to hit the $35 threshold. Delivery takes 5-8 business days.
What sizes are available for the No Garlic Pls tee?
No Garlic Pls comes in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 5XL. Sizes XS-XL are $27.95, 2XL and 3XL are $32.95, and 5XL is $34.95. Every size is a unisex relaxed fit on premium 6.1 oz Bella+Canvas 3001 fabric, so the vampire design looks great on everyone.
Can I return the No Garlic Pls vampire shirt?
Yes. All vampire shirts from Merchtroid include a 30-day return window with free return shipping. If No Garlic Pls doesn't fit right or meet expectations, send it back at no cost. With 2,340+ reviews averaging 4.9 out of 5 stars since 2019, returns are rare but always hassle-free.
How long does shipping take for the No Garlic Pls tee?
No Garlic Pls ships within 5-8 business days and is made in the USA. Orders over $35 qualify for free shipping, so grabbing a second vampire-themed tee or gift for vampire lovers easily clears that threshold. Merchtroid has been delivering premium tees reliably since 2019.
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Questions?
Browse or search, click Add to cart, and check out. You'll get a confirmation email within a minute and a tracking number when the order ships (typically 1–3 business days after you place it).
Every tee is made-to-order. Total delivery runs 5–8 business days from when you place the order. Tracking link emailed as soon as the package moves.
Within 24 hours of placing it, yes — email support@merchtroid.com with your order number and we'll do our best. After 24 hours the tee is already in production.
30-day free returns. If the tee doesn't fit or didn't turn out right, email us and we'll send a pre-paid label. We'd rather make it right than have you unhappy.
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