Black Parent Identity Crisis T Shirt - "Formerly Cool" graphic tee with gold print, flat lay product photo

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Parent Identity Crisis T-Shirt - "Formerly Cool" Graphic Tee

Name: Parent Identity Crisis T-Shirt - "Formerly Cool" Graphic Tee
Brand: Merchtroid
SKU: ID_HFG2D6KY
Availability: InStock

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$27.99

Ships in 5-8 business days USA

Printed & shipped in the USA

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100% cotton · unisex fit

Easy returns, 30 days

The "Formerly Cool" is a black parent identity crisis t shirt with a gold print printed on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton - soft to the touch, true to size, and built to outlast the rest of the drawer. A wearable nod to the parenting and lovers crowd.

Who it’s for.

Built for parenting and lovers folks. People reach for this tee when they're looking for birthday gift for parent identity crisis lover, and it lands without needing an explainer.

Materials & fit.

Premium Bella+Canvas 3001. 100% combed and ringspun cotton, 6.1 oz / 207 gsm heavyweight - substantial, not flimsy. Pre-shrunk so it holds shape wash after wash. Unisex relaxed fit, runs true to size. Sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 5XL. Printed in black with a gold front graphic. Made in USA · Printed & shipped in the USA · 5-8 business days delivery.

Gift angle & pairings.

The perfect parent identity crisis lover gift for birthdays, the holidays, or just because - exactly the shirt that gets messaged about after it's unwrapped. It also works as birthday gift for parent identity crisis lover. Pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket for everyday wear.

Frequently asked.

What sizes does the parent identity crisis t shirt come in?

The Formerly Cool parent identity crisis t shirt is available in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 5XL. Sizes XS-XL are $27.95, 2XL/3XL are $32.95, and 5XL is $34.95. Every size features the same premium Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex relaxed fit in 6.1 oz combed ringspun cotton.

What does the Formerly Cool shirt design look like?

The Formerly Cool design features striking gold ink on a black tee, totally themed around the parent identity crisis experience. Bold 80s-style 'FORMERLY COOL' text fills the frame without being cropped, creating a clean, memorable statement piece. It's printed on premium 100% combed and ringspun cotton for lasting comfort.

How long does shipping take for the Formerly Cool tee?

The Formerly Cool tee ships within 5-8 business days and is made in the USA. Orders over $35 qualify for free shipping, so grabbing a second parent identity crisis lover gift easily gets you there. Returns are accepted within 30 days with free return shipping if anything isn't right.

What material is the Formerly Cool parent identity crisis shirt?

The Formerly Cool shirt is crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001 fabric-100% combed and ringspun cotton at 6.1 oz / 207 gsm in a unisex relaxed fit. The gold-on-black print ensures the 80s-inspired design pops. Backed by 2,340+ reviews averaging 4.9/5 stars since our 2019 founding.

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— FIT · SIZING · HOW TO MEASURE

Dial in the fit.

Measurements come from our supplier's spec sheet and can vary garment-to-garment by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip: lay a tee you already own flat, measure its length and chest width, and compare with the numbers below to find your match.

ALengthHighest point of the shoulder (next to the collar), straight down to the bottom hem.
BWidthOne inch below the armhole, seam to seam across the chest, laid flat.

Inches

Size	A · Length	B · Width
XS	27	16 ½
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
5XL	35	32

Centimeters

Size	A · Length	B · Width
XS	68.6	42
S	71	45.7
M	73.7	50.8
L	76.2	56
XL	78.7	61
2XL	81.3	66
3XL	83.8	71
5XL	89	81.3

Tolerance ± 2" (5 cm) per the manufacturer spec sheet.

Grab a soft tape measure. Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). If you're between sizes and you prefer a relaxed drape, size up; if you want a fitted cut, stick with your usual.

ALengthTape at the highest point of your shoulder (next to the collar), pulled straight down to where you want the tee to hit.
BChestAround the fullest part of your chest — tape horizontal, not too tight, not too loose.

Inches

Size	A · Length	B · Chest
XS	27	31–34
S	28	34–37
M	29	38–41
L	30	42–45
XL	31	46–49
2XL	32	50–53
3XL	33	54–57
5XL	35	62–65

Centimeters

Size	A · Length	B · Chest
XS	68.6	78.7–86.4
S	71	86.4–94
M	73.7	96.5–104
L	76.2	106.7–114.3
XL	78.7	116.8–124.5
2XL	81.3	127–134.6
3XL	83.8	137.2–144.8
5XL	89	157.5–165

Tolerance ± 2" (5 cm) per the manufacturer spec sheet.

— FREQUENTLY ASKED

Questions?

Browse or search, click Add to cart, and check out. You'll get a confirmation email within a minute and a tracking number when the order ships (typically 1–3 business days after you place it).

Every tee is made-to-order. Total delivery runs 5–8 business days from when you place the order. Tracking link emailed as soon as the package moves.

Within 24 hours of placing it, yes — email support@merchtroid.com with your order number and we'll do our best. After 24 hours the tee is already in production.

30-day free returns. If the tee doesn't fit or didn't turn out right, email us and we'll send a pre-paid label. We'd rather make it right than have you unhappy.

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