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Parent Identity Crisis Shirts - "Formerly Cool" Graphic Tee
Printed & shipped in the USA
The "Formerly Cool" is one of our black parent identity crisis shirts with a white print printed on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton - soft to the touch, true to size, and built to outlast the rest of the drawer. A wearable nod to the parenting and lovers crowd.
Who it’s for.
Built for parenting and lovers folks. People reach for this tee when they're looking for birthday gift for parent identity crisis lover, and it lands without needing an explainer.
Materials & fit.
Premium Bella+Canvas 3001. 100% combed and ringspun cotton, 6.1 oz / 207 gsm heavyweight - substantial, not flimsy. Pre-shrunk so it holds shape wash after wash. Unisex relaxed fit, runs true to size. Sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 5XL. Printed in black with a white front graphic. Made in USA · Printed & shipped in the USA · 5-8 business days delivery.
Gift angle & pairings.
The perfect parent identity crisis lover gift for birthdays, the holidays, or just because - exactly the shirt that gets messaged about after it's unwrapped. It also works as birthday gift for parent identity crisis lover. Pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket for everyday wear.
Frequently asked.
Is the Formerly Cool tee a good birthday gift for parent identity crisis lover?
Absolutely. The Formerly Cool tee is a spot-on birthday gift for any parent identity crisis lover. Printed in crisp white ink on a black Bella+Canvas 3001 premium tee, it captures that relatable moment of realizing parenthood changed everything. Available in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 5XL.
What sizes do parent identity crisis shirts come in?
The Formerly Cool design is available in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 5XL. Sizes XS-XL are $27.95, 2XL and 3XL are $32.95, and 5XL is $34.95. Every shirt is a unisex relaxed fit Bella+Canvas 3001 in 100% combed and ringspun cotton, so comfort matches the humor.
What does the Formerly Cool parent identity crisis shirt look like?
The Formerly Cool tee features bold white text and parent identity crisis themed artwork on a black shirt. The design fills the print area without being cropped or going outside the frame, keeping everything clean and readable. It's totally themed around that hilarious shift from cool person to exhausted parent.
Is the Formerly Cool tee a good parent identity crisis lover gift?
It's a perfect parent identity crisis lover gift. The Formerly Cool design speaks directly to any parent who nearly forgot what "cool" felt like. Printed on premium 6.1 oz Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton, it's comfortable enough for school drop-offs and grocery runs. Free shipping on orders over $35.
How long does shipping take for the Formerly Cool shirt?
The Formerly Cool tee ships in 5-8 business days and is made in the USA. Orders over $35 get free shipping, so grabbing a second parent identity crisis shirt easily qualifies. Returns are accepted within 30 days with free return shipping, backed by 2,340+ reviews averaging 4.9 out of 5 stars.
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Questions?
Browse or search, click Add to cart, and check out. You'll get a confirmation email within a minute and a tracking number when the order ships (typically 1–3 business days after you place it).
Every tee is made-to-order. Total delivery runs 5–8 business days from when you place the order. Tracking link emailed as soon as the package moves.
Within 24 hours of placing it, yes — email support@merchtroid.com with your order number and we'll do our best. After 24 hours the tee is already in production.
30-day free returns. If the tee doesn't fit or didn't turn out right, email us and we'll send a pre-paid label. We'd rather make it right than have you unhappy.
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