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New Parents Shirts - "Feed Me Now Zombie" Graphic Tee
Printed & shipped in the USA
The "Feed Me Now Zombie" is one of our black new parents shirts with a white print printed on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton - soft to the touch, true to size, and built to outlast the rest of the drawer. A wearable nod to the expecting and matching crowd.
Who it’s for.
Built for expecting and matching folks. People reach for this tee when they're looking for birthday gift for new parents lover, and it lands without needing an explainer.
Materials & fit.
Premium Bella+Canvas 3001. 100% combed and ringspun cotton, 6.1 oz / 207 gsm heavyweight - substantial, not flimsy. Pre-shrunk so it holds shape wash after wash. Unisex relaxed fit, runs true to size. Sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 5XL. Printed in black with a white front graphic. Made in USA · Printed & shipped in the USA · 5-8 business days delivery.
Gift angle & pairings.
The perfect new parents lover gift for birthdays, the holidays, or just because - exactly the shirt that gets messaged about after it's unwrapped. It also works as birthday gift for new parents lover. Pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket for everyday wear.
Frequently asked.
Is the Feed Me Now Zombie tee a good birthday gift for new parents lover?
Absolutely - the Feed Me Now Zombie tee is a perfect birthday gift for new parents lover who knows the sleep-deprived zombie life. The bold white typography on black captures that exhausted-parent humor. Printed on premium Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton with free shipping on orders over $35.
What sizes are available for new parents shirts like Feed Me Now Zombie?
The Feed Me Now Zombie tee comes in XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 5XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit on Bella+Canvas 3001, 100% combed and ringspun cotton at 6.1 oz. XS-XL are $27.95, 2XL/3XL $32.95, and 5XL $34.95.
What does the Feed Me Now Zombie shirt design look like?
The Feed Me Now Zombie design features bold white typography on a black tee, totally themed around the new-parent experience. The text fills the frame without being cropped, making a striking, readable statement. It's a new parents lover gift that nails the humor of round-the-clock feedings and zero sleep.
How long does shipping take for the Feed Me Now Zombie tee?
The Feed Me Now Zombie tee ships within 5-8 business days and is made in the USA. Orders over $35 qualify for free shipping, so grabbing a second design or a larger size easily gets you there. Returns are accepted within 30 days with free return shipping included.
What material is the Feed Me Now Zombie new parents shirt made of?
The Feed Me Now Zombie tee is crafted from premium Bella+Canvas 3001, 100% combed and ringspun cotton at 6.1 oz / 207 gsm in a unisex relaxed fit. It's soft, durable, and comfortable enough for those endless nights - making it one of the best new parents shirts for everyday wear.
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Questions?
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Every tee is made-to-order. Total delivery runs 5–8 business days from when you place the order. Tracking link emailed as soon as the package moves.
Within 24 hours of placing it, yes — email support@merchtroid.com with your order number and we'll do our best. After 24 hours the tee is already in production.
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